Ha, Ha, Ha

This has got to be the best story I´ve read so far. Seems in Australia, they want their Santa Claus´to say ´Ha, Ha, Ha´instead of the usual, ´Ho, Ho, Ho.´Some douche decided a fat man with a beard yelling Ho, Ho, Ho was offensive to women. Now, I don´t want to sound like Bill O´Reily or some other Fox News cock, but this is insanity. Wasn´t last year we had ´Holiday Trees?´ Now they think old Nick is demeaning broads? Would love to see some fat kid with horrible self esteem, climb up on Santas lap`only to be greeted by ´Ha, Ha, Ha.´ The kid runs away weeping and a few years later starts picking off shoppers in the very mall he was laughed at. I can never get my head around the fact that people actually take time out and think of crazy shit like this to be offended at. We all know the term, get a life, but even the people who need to get a life laugh at this shit. I guess when Easter rolls around there will be someone, maybe from Peta, wanting to ban colored easter eggs. Painting the shell of a dead chicken! Offensive! If in my limited visits to a mall this season, I hear St Nick (or the overweight unemployed fella in a suit) saying ´Ha, Ha, Ha!´I will walk up and deliver a sturdy kick to his Xmas balls. It´s ´Ho, Ho, Ho´ Cha, Cha...